Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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