Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Less talking, more tequila
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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