fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
