I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i wish my penis had a tongue
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
as a side note pls kill me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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