My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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