I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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