you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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