I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible