It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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