sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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