Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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