It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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