then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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