i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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