Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
PANTIES FOUND
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