i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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