But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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