I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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