i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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