And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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