We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
