Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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