Kiss
Puke
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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