Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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