i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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