Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We have started to decorate penises.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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