So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
