Pappa wants mamma naked
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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