Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Randomize
