i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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