I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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