It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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