if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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