I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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