You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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