walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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