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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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