i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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