Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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