Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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