awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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