Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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