My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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