im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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