I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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