had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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