haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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