The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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