I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My balls are so social today.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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