i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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