im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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