Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
