That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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