I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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