who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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