People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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