I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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